"Are you moving?"
"Are you pregnant?"
What? I was once pregnant? No way.
"Are you buying a house?"
Not unless the Swiss Family Robinson house is for sale.
"Do you have more than ten bottles of wine in your house? And if so, can I come over?"
If so, I am going on a bender. And I'm not sharing.
My answer to all this? No comment. I know, I know, I KNOW. I am being my typical super-secretive self, and you'll just have to be patient. Something very wonderful is happening in my life right now, and I simply cannot talk about it. When I do feel like talking about it, I probably won't stop and you'll all yell, "Jeez, SHUT UP about it already!" I am that excited.
Thanks for all your love and thoughts. You are the best friends and family a girl could ever have.
P.S.--I ate an entire bag of beef jerky whilst writing this post. DAY-UM!